Plantstar
A parody of "Rockstar" by Nickelback with a Bushroot theme.
I'm through with standing in line
to places I'll never get in
It's like the bottom of the compost
and I'm never gonna win
My life hasn't turned out
quite the way I want it to be
I want a brand new garden
on an episode of Dark(wing)
And a greenhouse I can play baseball in
And a king size tub big enough
for ten trees plus me
I'll need a plant nursery card that's got no limit
And a big redwood with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile high club
At 330 feet
I want a new pickup truck full of old fertilizer
My own star on St. Canard Boulevard
Somewhere between Negaduck and
Steelbeak is fine for me
I'm gonna trade my old life for plant power fame
I'd even prune my hair and change my name
[CHORUS]
'Cause we all just wanna be big plant stars
And live in big greenhouses driving hydrogen cars
The posies come easy and the fertilizer comes cheap
I'll stay skinny 'cause I don't need to eat
And we'll hang out in the nature bars
In the VIP with the botanical stars
Every good rhodendron's
Gonna wind up there
Every flower and bush
Without bleached blond hair
Hey hey I wanna be a plantstar
Hey hey I wanna be a plantstar
I wanna be great like Darkwing without the hassles
Hire eight Douglas firs that love to beat up assholes
Sign a couple autographs
So I can drink my water for free
I think I'm gonna dress my petals
with the latest fashion
Get a front door key to the Plantworld mansion
Gonna date a petunia that loves to
blow my money for me
(repeat chorus)
And we'll hide out in the greenhouse rooms
With the latest garden guide and
the botanical who's who
They'll get you anything
with that innocent smile
Everybody's got a
florist on speed dial
Hey hey I wanna be a plantstar
Hey hey I wanna be a plantstar
I'm gonna grow those plants
that offend the censors
Gonna pop my nutrients
from a pez dispenser
When they ask why I grow plants all day
I'll say because I can
I'll get washed-up superheroes trimming all my trees
Inspect them every night so they don't get 'em wrong
Then listen to my plants tell me how darn good I am
(repeat chorus)
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